Pain

Pain comes in numerous forms.

Emotional Pain for Men-When your girlfriend dumps you because of the bald spot you are developing the night the Colts lose in the playoffs.

Emotional Pain for Women-When your balding boyfriend tells you to shut up just as Peyton throws an interception at the two yard line.

Physical Pain for Men-When Bob Sanders hits you in the "soft spot".

Physical Pain for Women-When Bob Sanders hits you in the "soft spot" without his uniform on.

Financial Pain for Men-When you find out that your wife went to the sale at Nordstrom.

Financial Pain for Women-Doesn't happen. All they can remember is how much they saved at the Nordstrom "Half-Yearly Sale".

Back Pain for Men-You ran out of Bud Lite before you were finished with the new landscaping, so you told your wife you had to stop because of your back pain.

Back Pain for Women-Whenever your man starts getting frisky, you tell him you must be starting your period because your back hurts. (Didn't she say that last week?)

Chronic Pain for Men-Women, but we couldn't feel good without them. Sounds contradictory to me.

Chronic Pain for Women-Men, but women tolerate pain better than men. I guess that means we don't need to change. (Right Honey?)