Guarantees

Who doesn't love a guarantee?

Some of my favorites include Social Security checks(when I turn 66-ha!), Evan Bayh talking for an hour and not saying anything, Julia Carson getting re-elected while missing 40% of her votes but not any paychecks, Bart Peterson spending more than Indy can afford, O.J.'s constant pursuit of assdome (sounds good even if spell checker doesn't recognize it), and George W. solidifying his legacy as the worst president since Johnson (the first one).

But, is anything really guaranteed? Not really. So, roll with the punches and be glad we all live in a great country which gives us so many second chances.